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Taalk of the wash-hoose

Copyright Irv Graham

They shuve there prams aal laden
Hoity-toity doon the street
Elbows set akimbo
Wi fluffy slippers on their feet
Aan their hair’s aal up in curlers
Scarves tied te hide it aal
Hoosewives ti the wash-hoose
Hoosewives te the caal
Oblivious te the weather
Opulent in their taalk
Side by side together
Each wash day they will waalk