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The worm

Copyright Irv Graham

The story that me granny did tell
How a worm hoyed doon a well
Ended up wrapped roond a rock
Looking at the farmers flock
A geet big aaful looking beast
Mooth agape for on oot te feast
Bewildered aal the folk at hand
Took te laying waste the land
On little bairns it waad prey
Nee body dared get in its way
Word of it reached a noble lord
Oot he came with waving sword
Reached oot and lopped off its heed
Merry be the thing lay deed