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The Fan

Copyright Irv Graham

‘Howay the lads’ I hord him shoot
Ower the baying of the mob
We’re the black and white army
And wiv come te shut yer gob
Ye can tell yer ma when ye get hyem
The toon did wallop ye
He danced a jig and waved his arms
Eyes filled up with glee
‘Lets be havin ye noow’ He cried
As the baal went true of aim
‘Divint gis a Mackem whinge cos
Sunderland’s lost the game’