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A Little Hokey

Copyright Irv Graham

Shush little bairn and wisht yer hush
Aan aah’ll sing te ye a saang
A tale aboot a Chaprelune
Whey waadn’t de ne wraang

Noo this little kiddar lived in a hole
Doon by Charlie’s shed
Aah aaful shy an bashful type
Aan a solitary life he led

Until wan day a fairy queen
Did happen te pass by
Seen him sittin by his sel
She stopped te ask him why

He telt hor of a wicked imp
Whe had took him from his land
Aan placed a corse aan his name
Se nebody waad understand

Noo this fairy queen did ponder
Wi the skills that she waas born
Aan suddenly she shooted oot
Whey yer a Leprechaun

Wi a muckle crash like a lightning flash
The little gadgie he did change
Aan ti this very day on that spot
Whe most folk think quite strange

In the shape of a greet black puddin
Belaa the flooer bed
Graas a patch of fower leafed clover
Doon by Charlie’s shed