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Geordie Days Tales from the Greet book of Hokeys

Translated Into English
Copyright Irv Graham

There has been many rulers of Geordieland, some great ones, and some not so great. Alfred wee burnt the singin hinnys, Canute who tried to turn the tide at Sooth Shields; Robert wee liked to watch spiders, right up to the more modern times. King Keegan of the games. The list is as long as Geordieland is ancient, but apart from rulers, and adventures there are ordinary Geordie folk who got written into the great book just by gannin aboot their everyday lives. For the Geordies went forth and touched the Four Corners of the world. But that’s the end of my tale if ye want to knaa any mair ye’ll have to read the greet book below yer sel ta-ta kiddar.
And get yer sel on the Toon yer divvint knaa what yer missin.

The Geordie Legend
How the worm came Aboot
The Tyne
Saint George
A Legend in his own time
The Viking Influence
The beginning of football
The Ale
The Stones
Hadrians Wall
The Games
The Stottie
Woman’s Lib
Camelot
St. James’ Park