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Geordie Boy

Copyright Irv Graham

When forst He met the wifey
She waas a bonny lass aan fair
A vision of aan Angel
Wi braided golden hair

He torned arooned and said
‘Gan te the dance wi me’
She said ‘Geordie caal aan Sunday
Tis then I might agree’

Se aan the Sunday he did caal
Aan asked hor for a date
She said ‘Geordie aam te busy
Till Monday caan ye wait’

Aan Monday neet he did gan
Aan knock upon hor door
‘Oh Geordie not the neet aah cannit
Try another neet for shor’

Se aan the Tuesday he did rap
Upon hor window pain
‘Whey geordie boy aam aaful sad
But caan ye caal agyen’

Aan the Wednesday he did say
Hinny come be mine
She said ‘aal think aboot it
But for noo aah will decline’

When the Thursday came aroond
He said ‘will ye marry me’
‘I thowt ye’d nivvor ask’ she said
‘To-morrow I am free’

Aan the Friday they tied the knot
Aan when they went te bed
‘Not the neet oh Geordie boy
Aam te tired’ she said