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A Legend in his own time
Copyright Irv Graham

Lang, Lang agan down the Bigg Market worked a young fellow whose name was Curlys. He was a strapping lad. Built like a brick netty, and as hard as last weeks peas puddin.
Now Curleys was bespoken for by a bonny wee lass called Annie who would take in local washing because she had a poss tub and mangle. Anyway one day down the market all the aad wimmen were gathered around a new lass that had just moved into the area. They war aal nattering fifty to the dozen when Curlys walks by
‘My he’s a big lad’ said the new lass ‘Whee is he’ the old women stopped talking as one. Pointing to Annie they said ‘Whey divvint ye Knaa it’s Hor Curlys’
We all know the escapades he got up to. By he wor a bugger.